Capture the Pie!!!!!!!!!!

I know this is on the other site, but it's really fun to play, so here we go.
Rules:
1. No Killing people. It's just a pie.
2. No transforming the pie, or hiding it, or capturing it in invincible glass cases. It's not very fun like that.
3. Have fun!

*has the pie in her Ferrari, driving through the country in Europe*

when a I.E.D explodes knocking her car off the road and i run up and grab the pie get on a convinetly placed helicopter and flys away

Grabs her bazooka and shot the helicopter down ran to the spot and grabbed the pie running into a nearby forest.

i get up and call Mr.t to chase her down

She runs into a cave. Mr. T comes and she beats him up.

OOC: Ok, you have to say that you actually have the pie and where you are!

IC: *runs into cave and slaps Sina on face, grabs pie and rides off on a 100 horsepower motorcycle.

OOC: lol!!!!

somehow i moonwalk all the way to the motorcycle wearing a thriller jacket then snatch the pie and go to a town in Minnesota

OOC: OMG!!! IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!

IC: Goes to town in Minnesota, orders a latte, pour it on Allen's head, then runs to the next door dry-cleaning shop..

but as she leaves the watchmen see here and attack her

she pushes them off with some invisible force field, then runs to Tom Sawyer.

*Steals pie from marie and threatens to kick her out of dark clan if she tries to get it back*

*merely shrugs, woudn't mind being kicked out of darkclan. sucker punches darkest, runs with pie to Omaha, Nebraska.*

*kicks marie out of dark clan. takes back pie. threatens to kill James if she takes back teh pie.*

*takes the pie and flies away on a fast moving cloud* XD

The cloud breaks apart and Luna falls. Sina takes the pie to China.

*goes to china**takes pie and runs on water, stopping in the middle of the atlantic*

Chases her down and throws her in the water. Freezes the ocean and takes the pie to Japan and gives it to Sumo Wrestler. He hides it in his fat rolls and Sina bakes a dequoy pie.

*kills sumo dude and (disgustedly) searches fat until finds pie and hides decoy in twin sumo* *flies away with demon wiiiiiiings XD*

Shoots her with a 50mm pistol. Takes pie to Atlantis and hides with the mermaids.

*shoots torpedo**takes pie and hides in underworld with hades and cerberus*

Turns into demon and knocks Luna out. *Takes pie*

Hits Sina, grabs pie, hides behind James, who is standing with a look of death on his face.

Punches James in the face, he lands on Marie, Marie gets knocked out, Sina takes pie to Kananada (Canada. Me and my friends are wierd....)

Pushes James off, runs to Kananada (?), grabs the delicious pumpkin pie, and runs to ... (lolz!)